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The Three Downs Way, Wiltshire. June 1993

The Three Peaks in order:

1. Roundway Down (679ft)
2. Cherhill Down (846ft)
3. Tan Hill (965ft, 10ft short of the highest UK Downland summit)

Motto: The old Wiltshire saying: 'Wiltshire born and Wiltshire bred, strong in the arm and weak in the head' can be recycled with the replacements 'and Meths bred' and 'strong in the leg' to suit our redoubtable but past their sell-by date enthusiasts.

This jaunt took place during the year long interval between our leaving Malawi in 1992 and taking up our present situation in Botswana early in 1994. It qualifies as a mountain club outing only in so far as the Downs of Wiltshire though no more than hills are at least the highest of their kind in Britain and compared with our flatland surroundings in Botswana positive giants. Ah, how we miss the mountains here — from our Kalahari home it is 1,000km and more to the nearest proper heights such as the Drakensberg or the Chimanimani Mountains. And Mulanje? Well that's a good 900 miles and Zimbabwe and Mozambique to cross.

But back to business and the Three Downs. We set out on a misty summer morning from Devizes, our beginning and ending point — along Quaker's walk (suitably named for the faint hearted) towards open fields and the ascent up Roundway Down. This takes you under high electricity pylons designed to give the general impression of ladies lifting their skirts in order to cross puddles. They often fizz and crackle with electricity and 'charge you up' when you pass underneath. Properly crackling we then fair zipped up the first 'peak' on our list to the ramparts of a small iron age fort at the western edge. The trail then continued across a downland plateau which was the site of the 1643 civil war battle of Roundway Down or 'Runaway Down' as the victors claimed it on account of the beaten Parliamentarians sensibly making off and not waiting to be dispatched by pike or pistol. Here we spread out in pairs and strode like Wiltshire bustards (wrongly thought to be extinct) over the open downland.

Then, blessed relief, a refreshment station — our first, near the Devizes-Beckhampton road: beverages and buns supplied by our hand-picked support team Antonia, Sadie and Penny — cheerfully keeping us on the road.

By now some of the walkers were feeling the first strains of legging it — but no mercy — on to the rise leading up to Cherhill Down and the monument at its summit (erected by Lord Lansdowne in the late 18th century mainly to celebrate himself — an early Meths member perhaps?). Mist unfortunately smothered our long distance views but we could take in a look at the Cherhill White Horse on the adjacent combe alongside us (this is another 18th-century creation but Meths cannot be indicted for this one).

We next retraced our steps partly towards Baltic farm for our lunch break at which certain Meths members asked for and received alcoholic support. The more ascetic of us chose tea or squash.

Part two then, the long afternoon beckoned. Two peaks down, one to go as with the Ndirande lunch break on the 'real' Three Peaks marathon. Axeman by now had armed himself with an umbrella to provide support and protection from the elements. We walked along in his wake following the rampart known as the Wansdyke. This stretches for some 20 miles or so and for a 6th-century earthwork is still in impressive condition. It gives you a fine viewing platform to cross the road at Shepherds Shore and continue the long haul up to the high downs, here called the Wansdyke Downs to Tan Hill and the walk's summit. This by the standards of southern England is wild, open, deserted countryside and the home of curlews, lapwings and skylarks. Naturally a Meths party like ours could be trusted to lower the tone of this rural solitude and bring some robust vulgarity to the scene. This we duly did as nobody else was there to witness it.

After Tan Hill we cantered down in exuberant form past Rybury camp (a Bronze Age hill fort this one) to Cannings Cross farm, Axeman giving in to the temptation to open his umbrella and be blown down the hill or so he fancied. Did he get blown over? My memory is blank on that one. Then across open fields to the Kennet and Avon canal crossing at Woodbridge bridge: after this we began the long trudge home on the canal towing path that takes you all the way into Devizes. This was far too level for us hearty hilltop types. It is some five or six miles into the town following the looping and winding canal course. Conversation I think flagged on this section: we hardly took in the farmland or village hamlets or even the celebrated spire to our right on Bishops Cannings church. To a man I could sense the mental images each of us had of Wadworth's 6X beer, Devizes' best known product. This we knew was our waiting reward and sure enough a few hours later we were all sat at the Elm Tree Inn, enjoying a pint and supper there, cheerfully toasting another most enjoyable and companionable Meths outing. 'Up the Col', one and all. Peter Tolhurst

Participants: Peter "Up the Down" Tolhurst (leader); Ian "Mad Axeman" Mason; Brian "Air Malawi's Last Hope" Sayers; R Theobald (ex Malawi).

Support team: M Bamford (ex-Malawi); J Saunders (local friend); Antonia Tolhurst; Sadie Mason; Penny Theobald.

Related website: Wansdyke Project 21


© WDYFO, 1993